Posts by Brain Dead

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Is Swearing Allowed???

by mtsgrad in

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friends

as a good witness i only swore once (aloud) in my 30 year theocratic career (at work).

have any members here started $&^%ing since leaving the borg?.

a fairly new publisher once said in a talk "when a householder tells you to f%$ off".

Brain Dead

Who's the #@!%*#@^! &* that posted this thread anyways ?

When Jesus hit his thumb with a hammer what expletive did he use ?

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What was your 1st Deception as a JW?

by JH in

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friends

was was the first thing that really decieved you, in your jw years?.

was it the way you were treated, or maybe a teaching that deceived you ?.

i think my 1st deception was when they said that the resurrected ones wouldn't be allowed to get married in the new system.. then i wondered why ???

Brain Dead

When they stopped serving meals at the assemblies....man that was a righteous deal

I could feed my whole family for 5 bucks, now I can't even feed myself for 5 bucks

This made me spiritually weak and morally decieved..............oh ya and hungry too.

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Racism within the borg

by icyestrm in

acts 10:34 speaks of god as not being partial.

in the majority of pictures, the married couples are only of the same race and none of them are mixed.

i noticed that in other pictures of the so-called paradise, its segerated amongst races too.

Brain Dead

I think there is racism in the WTS., how about the GB I've never seen a colored man on that board of directors

those righteous and pure scoundrels

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Could You Still Love Her If She Were A Man?

by The wanderer in

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could you still love her if she were a man?years, before i was a twinkle in my fathers eye he met an attractive young .

woman at a sock hop.

a sock hop is a dance for those not familiar with the .

Brain Dead

Marge come here I want to feel your crotch !

Marge :

You want to feel my crotch why for heaven's sake ?

I want to see if your a man or not !

Marge :

Homer we've have been married for 10 years now or have you forgotten !

Well yesterday when I kissed you on the cheek I think I felt some stubble

Marge :

Thats just stupid............you aren't on the computer reading stupid things again, are you ?

Who me.........why No (click)

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BOW TO YOUR NEW MASTER!!! (Pretty Please) ;-)

by Open mind in

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friends

homer simpson here.

i just wasted my 500th master post ( doh!!

) on somethin' pretty trivial on another thread.

Brain Dead

I'll bow down to you only if you promise that you won't enter my soul through my back door..........now promise

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My D/A letter

by done4good in

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friends

after managing a successful fade, the long thread started by nvrgnbk made me think a bit.

up until then, i maintained a fairly hardline stance that the borg would need to d/f me if they really wanted me "out".

but then, i began to consider a few things.

Brain Dead

Or you could try this one.....

No thank you folks, do to my honesty and personal integrity I rather not serve and support a obviously corrupt and hypocritical corporation as the WTS.

I've born witness to the personal damage it causes individuals and testified to the false prophesying business for what it is structured on. Now that I'm free of it's

manipulative slavery I can say with certain I will never again be a slave to such blatant corruption. I've cast down the disgusting thing, so now my mind is clear,

my soul is full of purity and honesty, ......... my heart is happy again !

The truth has set me free.......won't you please give the truth a chance it might help you too ?

Best regards...... agape love

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Need help to start Religious Cult, want to have my own kingdom

by Brain Dead in

well actually i was thinking about starting my very own religious cult, i would be king and master over my own kingdom and i would have my very own discrete salves.

and i would live in a big ivory tower so i could stand on top of my tower and look out at my vast kingdom that my discrete slaves had built me........yes.

and once a day i would go down to the financial department and count all the millions that my slaves had brought me....aw millions, millions of pretty little dollars....aw....aw.

Brain Dead

Speaking of porn have you seen any boobies anywhere, Homey loves boobies round delicious ones with a cherry on top.......aw boobies lots and lots of boobies..aw aw aw

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Need help to start Religious Cult, want to have my own kingdom

by Brain Dead in

well actually i was thinking about starting my very own religious cult, i would be king and master over my own kingdom and i would have my very own discrete salves.

and i would live in a big ivory tower so i could stand on top of my tower and look out at my vast kingdom that my discrete slaves had built me........yes.

and once a day i would go down to the financial department and count all the millions that my slaves had brought me....aw millions, millions of pretty little dollars....aw....aw.

Brain Dead

Well actually I was thinking about starting my very own religious cult, I would be king and master over my own kingdom and I would have my very own discrete salves

and I would live in a big ivory tower so I could stand on top of my tower and look out at my vast kingdom that my discrete slaves had built me........yes

and once a day I would go down to the financial department and count all the millions that my slaves had brought me....aw millions, millions of pretty little dollars....aw....aw

But no Marge wont let me, she says it will take too much time away from the family..........stupid Marge

Oh well I'll just sit here and search the inter-net for pictures of naked ladies.................and it's not porn

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Non-Religionists- Why All the Peace, Love, and Understanding?

by nvrgnbk in

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friends

why has your disavowing organized, if not all, religion made you so open and happy and tolerant?.

aren't you concerned about what effect this may have on you and your loved ones?

.

Brain Dead

Well actually I was thinking about starting my very own religious cult so I would be king and master over my own kingdom and I would have my very own discrete salves

and I would live in a big ivory tower so I could stand on top of my tower and look out at my vast kingdom that my discrete slaves had build me........yes

and once a day I would go down to the financial department and count all the millions that my slaves had brought me....aw millions, millions of pretty little dollars....aw....aw

But no Marge wont let me, she says it will take to much time away from the family..........stupid Marge

Oh well I'll just sit here and search the inter-net for pictures of naked ladies...............and it's not porn

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Non-Religionists- Why All the Peace, Love, and Understanding?

by nvrgnbk in

jw
friends

why has your disavowing organized, if not all, religion made you so open and happy and tolerant?.

aren't you concerned about what effect this may have on you and your loved ones?

.

Brain Dead

I'm with you bro